Perkara	Sebelum Kahwin	Selepas Kahwin
1. ANGKATKAN BEG	Come sayang, let me carry the bag 4 u. Kesian u...	Beg u pun u malas nak bawa. Lain kali jangan bawa beg ah!
2. TERSUNGKUR BATU	'Sayang, intan payung, you ok tak darling? Bodoh punye batu!'	Jln betul2 la! Buta ke? Mata letak kat mana? Lutut? Batu tu macam besar pun tak nampak!
3. PAKAI SEXY	Lawanye u pakai baju ni. Seksi! Turn on I, macam nak gigit-gigit you sekarang jugak!	'Ni ape ni, tetek terjojol, nampak longkang! Dengan babat berlipat-lipat! Tak malu eh?'
4. MANJA DI PUBLIC	Manjanye syg i ni. Cium sikit sayang! Firm nye pipi you!	Oi! Org tgk ah! Tunggu balik rumah bole tak? Tak malu eh orang tengok?!
5. KEMPUNAN	U nak makan burger ramly? Ok, besok i masuk JB belikan eh syg...	Burger McDonald pun sama pe! Jgn cerewet ah! Makan je!
6. KECANTIKAN	Cantik nye you hari ni. Eye shadow you lawa la! Berseri-seri muka you!	Ape ni make up mcm tepung gomak? Wayang pekji pun kalah tau! Bulan2 asyik beli make up je!
7. KEKAYAAN	U takde bnyk duit pun, i tetap syg u. Kekayaan tk menjanjikan kebahagiaan.	Tu la, dulu tak nak blajar betul2. Skrg baru nak menyesal! Duit tong sampah bulan ni camne?
8. SEX	Kalau kita kawin, hari2 i nak main dgn u.	Eh, i penat tau! Ingat i robot ke? Gatal!
9. KESABARAN	Sudahlah syg, jgn merajuk. Sorry eh Sayang. Memang salah I. I ni matahir tak guna! Jangan merajuk lagi ye Sayang.. I minta maaf. Maafkan i eh?	Salah you, you nak suruh I cakap Sorry! Banyak cantik muka you! Dah buat salah tak nak mengaku. Tau nak merajuk je. Awak punye pasal ah! Tak kuasa aku!
10. MASAKAN	Sedapnye u masak (walaupun tak sedap)	Mak u tak ajar masak ke? Ni Nasi lemak ke nasi basi?
11. DUIT NO PROBLEM	Syg, kita mkn dekat restoran mahal tu eh? Mahal takpe lah, skali skala...	Mak oi! Pe mahal! Da la! Mee grg mamak pak kassim lagi sedap. Tak mau ah! Abis kan duit aku je…
12. LUV PEGI LUV BALIK	Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! Miss u lah syg. (Padahal smlm baru jumpe)	Ah, ok bye! Tak bole lah. Kawan i ade ni! Bye la bye la!
13. PENGORBANAN	Takpe Sayang, I tak kisah. I sanggup buat apa saja untuk you. I fetch you later eh?	You ni, takde kepala otak ke yang I ni penat baru balik kerja. Apa salahnya you balik sendiri. Manja sangat ah!
14. JUMPA LAMBAT	Takpe Sayang. Asalkan you selamat sampai	Takpe la. Da biasa da!
15. BUANG ANGIN	You kentot eh sayang? Hehehehehe! Cute la you ni! *cubit-cubit*	Oi, kentot bau loji… Makan x baca doa ke?

Cigarette Name story

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys , the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, 'You are a Rough Rider !!!'
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered 'I want MORE !!!!'
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!!

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